HEHEHEHEHE.....

next year im gonna leave my beloved roeville (*cough*cough*) and go to Barker.......sorry clare!!!
when ever i mention barker clare dusnt talk to me and i totally understand coz im like such a cool person and every1 wud miss me i meen hu wudnt?.....(dont answer)
the only bad thing is dat im maths jane and i and ali and gemma cant have flexi ruler fights even tho gemma and ali neva hit jane they only gang up on my which is so cruel so therefore i shud be leaving but ali is leaving aswell but not to barker shes goin to st andrews wit bella matthews.....there such hotties.....(sorry but im no lezbian)
any way im so happy to be leaving coz ive been at roseville since yr 1 and im now in yr 9 and no1 cud be ova roseville as much as i am....I HATE ROSEVILLE......AND SKOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well i luv u all my rossie frends and hope to be frends 4 ages
luv pebbles
xoxo

p.s cakelet im not ricoish........u r!!!

Jacki.....

Jackis a little bumble bee
she sings outloud e e e...........

Jackis poem

as u see every 1 has poems but NOT me.....
this is jackis:

I no this is totally off the topic but i have just recieved VERY impotant news from my head that i DO have a poem....

now this is jackis poem:

Long colourful hair
i did once have
after i cut it
i got rejected by sum1
he is a dick
and hes gonna break up wit me
but not if i beat him
because im so smart
when i grow my hair long again
im goin to dye it cheap blonde (hell yea)
and show this big dick
what hes gonna miss
for making me single
single life is BLISS


what a lovely poem.....bye jacki types by LAURA


luv from pebbles
xoxo

Dog having a fit!!!

well you see i dont really no y this is so funny but considering i was nearly crying when sum1 sed this it must be just a little bit funny!!!
DOG HAVING A FIT......is urgent!!!

posting pictures

posting pictures is the hardest fricken thing on this blog stuff..................i have tried so much and im so ova it i just want a picture to appear normally on my blog

any way im so happy and x-ited bout goin 2 barker next yr coz its gonna b so much fun
ill miss u all tho...!!! :)
cakelet is also goin and were gonna have so much fun

luv ya all
luv pebbles
xoxo

santas gone on strike!!!

Santa's gone on strike everybody.....boohoo.............BUT dont worry Michael jackson sais hell go into little kids rooms and empty their sacks


hahahahahahaha

luv munchkin
luv u all
xoxo

Terets!

i have tourettes
isnt that funny
i also have pets
go tell your mummy
i wish i could fly
or maybe ride a cat
i like being high
go kill a rat
can i wear a bathing suite?
u r majorly cute
i like having tourettes
o please help me
or ill go into debts
ill climb a tree
but dont piss on me
tell ur mum
and you'll have a sore bum
this is my poem
im so proud of it
can i borrow a comb
or ill have a fit
like it or not
i have tourettes
and im not high on pot!!!!

i made this up on the spot i am so proud.......plz b proud of me
yay

luv u all luv pebbles
xoxo

putting me down!

on tuesday in japanese jane worte in my diary in the thursday box "murder hannah today" then she told me that she would be putting me down on friday and sucked in to jane because she missed her chance coz its now friday after skoool and OH NO jane is seeing me tonight..........sorry if your watching the textiles parade because you might see sum violent murdering happeng by jane du toit to Laura deadman...............i dont wanna be put down!!

luv munchkin

xoxo

p.s jane i gave you a piece of gum and i told you if i gave it to you you couldnt put me down so im SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY...........................................................................................................................................................................................

haha annie DONT LOOSE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

well you see annie and katherine were ova and katherine and i were having a highlighter fight and katherine lost my green highliter lid and i was very upset even if it was only about a highlighter lid.........from then on i wouldnt let katherine pick anything up because " SHE MIGHT LOOSE IT" hahaha annie dont loose it!!
your probly wondering y i keep saying hahaha annie dont loose it if katherine was the first person to loose something and actually annie neva lost nething but annie and i are so meen to katherine and its now a personal joke
did you hear that a PERSONAL JOKE......so you cant know!!!!

luv laura
xoxo

p.s haha jane you didnt...........?????????

Were gonna be the mighty King........

'I'm gonna be a mighty king
So enemies beware!
Well, I've never seen a king of beasts
With quite so little hair
I'm gonna be the mane event
Like no king was before
I'm brushing up on looking down
I'm working on my ROAR'

tonight is the textiles parade and IM in it......hannah and i are modeling our coolest little kids outfits first which is gonna be the highlight of the night as we and our little kids are so HOT!!!!!.........and then me, hannah, cathy and Jacki have to go on in our skirts and every1 elses is fine but mine is absolutely horrible. as you have probly seen i wrote the lyrics to the lion king so ' i just cant wait to be king' ....for our little kids outfits thats what we are parading to if thats what you say, for our skirts were going to some random song hich goes for like 7 mintes (weirdo)
this after noon i did hip hop dance and it was so tiring but also fun.........we continued on with our dance and its so cool (id show you it but its kinda a little hard)

i gotta go coz my friend annie just came up so yea...but if you want we might have a convosation on my blog coz dat will be so cool!!.........

cya soon luv pebbles
xoxo

Teaser is so damn HOT!!!!!!

teaser was such a cutie and she got put down yesterday!!.....:(
i was so sad but not as much as hannah, i felt so bad and i fully knew how she felt coz of chl0e...my cat! i had to put her down last year and its da worst thing
hannahs strong and shell be fine, but teaser is still so damn hot!!!
luv u loads hannah!!
~luv laura aka pebbles, munchkin, plankey...etc
xoxo

my lunchtime with JELLY cristals

well you see Jacki is a little weird in the head and every lunchtime she has something different for food!......as normall people would have a sandwhich and a snack and fruit and a drink jacki is different and has something (usually homebrand) tasty as her lunch.....today she had JELLY CRISTALS!!!!!!!!
today the flavour was rasberry and it was so yummy, hannah and i had so much i hands nearly turned to jelly...hahaha....not literally!!!!
jacki is weird but cool!

im goin to make a mini pool now so make sure you vote nicely!!

blogging off luv laura
xoxo

the fat leaf.....

well you see i didnt no what to write about so kim gave me an idea of THE FAT LEAF....i dont even no where the fat leaf is but i can look out the window and see a fat leaf and so i think that is where she got it from.........once again i am sitting next to hannah da dam cool chick!!! well you might have to think about that comment but i just randomly worte and had no idea what to say....
i am also sitting next to amanda and well to be honest she is way far from a dam cool chik...hehehe....dont tell her i sed dat

da dam cool mongulated bird!!

i went into r13 this lunchtime on my way to here you totally dam cool computer and hannah showed me this cam cool mongulated bird....wheni saw it i did a little scream and it waz sop funny, apparantly hannah was sitting in class and sarah stelling-wood threw a sheet of paper out the window and they looked out to see the piece of paper and they saw this dam cool mongulated bird.........how cool is that and sorry if i got the story rong but as most people know considering the way my brain works i dont actually no much stuff or i forget stuff like that(i just clicked my fingers btw!!!)

luv pebbles xoxo

i dream of being a guy!

today we had a very boring/fun 2 lessons.........well you see this random author that wears like way too much makeup talked 2 us about her books she wrote (finding grace, walking naked and being bindy).......i wonder if she liked us...we r kinda weird!!!!
well now im blogging and hannah is sitting next to me looking sad and i think its becasuse teaser her dam cool cat is in hospital and was in there since friday nite!!....poor teaser :(
hannah thinks im weird because i dream of being a guy and ali just asked me if i would buy 2 dollar lipgloss at market day....and way totally yes i would coz mum thinks i have too many lipglosses and wont buy me anymore but i got ova it ages ago when i said i wasnt good enough to collect lipglosses..........jacki thinks i am also weird for dreaming of being a guy but just to get it into every1s LITTLE mind i dont dream of being a guy and get with it.........
im goin to go now and then it techniqually means im blogging off but im not im goin to talk
luv from pebbles
talk to you later
p.s jacki is gay coz she tries 2 colour my hair in blue and its not working but i hate her still!!!

Hannahs Poem!

I see cheese
It is green
I go eat
I go throwup on your feet!!

By hannah Dobell-Brown

this is copywrite by hannah dobell-brown and she never actually said i could use but i did....but NOONE else is aloud!!!

hi guys
how are you all...........well me, my head still hurts but im fine just dead bored!
i have a questions - what happens if you get scared half to death twice??
you probly dont no either but i wanna no coz technically it wud meen your dead but is that wat really happens (you die?)

luv from LAURA

aka: pebbles
munhckin
Blonde dumb dildo
plankey........and theres probly a few more but i cant think of them!!

hello people i am so bored and so i decided to blog..........i have had a funny day so far and it all started wen i got out of bed partially falling out of bed tripping ova my cat and then bashing my head on my door......your all probably saying im so stupid and think thats so funny but no i no i sed it was funny but still it WASNT!!!!!!!!!!!
but yes after that i still have a sore head btw and you cant laught because you cant see the bump HAHAHAHAHAHA...........iw ant to no how to link people and put photoes on my blog because i have no clue how to do it and i want to do it and no1 will tell me so im gonna cry WAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAA.
im ova it now and ive stopped crying (not dat i eva was bey yea)
im gonna go now
blogging off
luv Pebbles

Ali and Gemma and their evil maths tricks

Rulers!!!
im running away and suddenly i feel a sting on my leg....its evil gemma and ali they've got the rulers AHHHHHHHHH hurry their chasing me and theres 2 of them and 1 of me they slap me hard i nearly cry but i dont...because i just dont but then they chase me again, clare and jane just sit and laugh..meany poos

This is the Alcoholic cheese that we ate at clares fondu party!!


http://www.abc.net.au/southwestwa/stories/Cheese_fon_m849194.jpg

The story Behind MUNCHKIN!!!!!!!!!

i was at netball and to be honest i dont actually no why the coach called me munchkin but she did........i no that her name is george and dont get me wrong on this i do believe that is a guys name but i also do believe her full name is Georgina!!....
I shall edit this post if i remember or get told how i actually did get the name munchkin!!!

My nicknames

i am so blonde that on the train one day jacki decided to call me......BLONDE DUMB DILDO!!!
that is my new nickname that jacki calls me

Another one of my nicknames is PEBBLES....this is beacuase of my mum and my brother....mum sais instead of having over shoulder boulder holders (meaning Bras) i need Over shoulder Pebble Holders....My brother then had to continue the fun and say "Your so flat the walls are jealous"....Now everyone calls me Pebbles!

Mum calls me PLANKEY because i asked my athletics coach what country he was from (no1 would ever think this couold cause so much embarasment) but yes it did...my coach replied and said he was from the CHECK REPUBLIC...i turned around and said OHH Russia.......every1 started laughing and it was the total wrong idea to tell my mum but i did and now the nickname PLANKEY has stuck..........EEK!!!!!!

GUILT IS NOT A FISH!!!!!

Well you see......Jane AKA chunabee, facial tissue, jam Doughnut.......ETC has a tuna sandwhich every day for lunch...but you see she only eats one half and she doesnt want to throw the other half out because she feels guilty because of all the people with NO food...How nice!!!
but because she feels guilty she calls it the guilt sandwhich...because ther sandwhich is always a tuna one i thought guilt was a fish......that is the story of the guilt sandwhich and how dumb laura is!!

Fish in Jerusalem

whats that got to do with the price of fish in jerusalem???
somebody please tell me!......i was in maths one day sitting next to ali and she sed something random and i said whats that got to do with the price of fish in jerusalem....what does it meen.........this is our maths saying!!

The Monty Python and the Holy grail

Your mother was a hampster and your father smells or elderberries!!!...........


What is the speed and velocity of an african swallow? I dont no either

ALI AND GEMMA THESE QUOTES ARE SO RANDOM!!